Colt has his say too…

 Colt: Since yesterday’s fiasco with Callon
and Cheyenne, I’ve decided to take the lead and remind you about the release of
Promises…

Callon: *shakes head* Not again.
Cheyenne: *places hands on hips* Don’t
start this, Callon!
Daniel: *saunters in with hands in pockets*
Oh brother, here we go…
Colt: Now listen, Cheyenne, after what took
place yesterday…
Cheyenne: I already told you it wasn’t what
you thought, Colt!
????: Don’t you all ever give it a rest?
Cheyenne: No! Go away you mangy…
Daniel: Hey! Stop before this whole thing
gets out of control like yesterday and Callon shows up with pink hair again.
Callon: *turns away with a snarl* That
wasn’t very nice of Lisa to do that to me.
Cheyenne: You deserved it!
Colt: ENOUGH! This is my day and you two
will shut up and go sit in the corner if you won’t behave!
*crickets chirp*
Colt: That’s better…now as I was saying
before this unruly group decided to ruin my announcement was that Promises is
going to be released 10 days later than Lisa originally had hoped for…
Cheyenne: Colt!
Colt: *turns and glares* If Cheyenne would
let me finish…Lisa’s original release date had been set for May 15th,
but due to circumstances beyond her control she had to push it to May 30th.
But because she was able to get some “cooperation” by us she was able to
complete the edits one week earlier than planned.
Cheyenne: *nods head*
Daniel: How she was ever able to get us to
cooperate I don’t know…
????: I was about to say the same thing.
Colt: Anyway, because of further
cooperation Lisa has a great surprise in store for all her fans…
Callon: What?!
Cheyenne: *moves to the front of Callon*
Shut up! Let’s hear what Lisa’s done for us!
Callon: *grumbles* What has she done to us
now?
Cheyenne: Listen Mr. Grumpy Gills….
Colt: *grabs Cheyenne and moves her away
from Callon* What I’ve been trying to say is that Lisa has already put Promises
up on Amazon… here’s the link: Promises on Amazon
Callon: *waves hands in air* Why not let
all hell break lose then!!
????: *begins muttering in French* The
woman is crazy!!!
Daniel: Oh calm down and keep your panties
on!
Callon: Excuse me?
Daniel: I saw you looking through
Cheyenne’s underwear drawer.
Cheyenne: You what?!
Callon: *cheeks grow red as he raises his
hands* Wait, it’s not what you think! I was looking for the Jeep key so
Cheyenne wouldn’t drive off in the middle of the night.
Cheyenne: How could you!!
Colt: *shakes head* I’ve lost all respect
for you brother…
Callon: At least I don’t spend hours in the
women’s section in the department stores.
Colt: I was only there to help pick out
Cheyenne’s outfits.
Callon: But did you have to try them on as
well?
Colt: *storms towards Callon* I’m going to
kill you for that!
Cheyenne: *snickering* Colt, is there
something you want to tell me?
Colt: *blushes* It’s not what you think….
????: How did I ever get stuck with these
crazy people?
Daniel: I ask the same question everyday…

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