4
Days till Promises release…
Days till Promises release…
Callon:
*clears throat* Excuse me, may I have your attention please. Cheyenne is
not here today because she’s been grounded for spreading false rumors.
*clears throat* Excuse me, may I have your attention please. Cheyenne is
not here today because she’s been grounded for spreading false rumors.
Cheyenne:
*pounding on door* I can hear you Callon, let me in before you screw up
everything!
*pounding on door* I can hear you Callon, let me in before you screw up
everything!
Callon:
*turns soft music on* I’m sorry, but the nice soothing music should help with
the construction work taking place next door.
*turns soft music on* I’m sorry, but the nice soothing music should help with
the construction work taking place next door.
Cheyenne:
There’s no construction work!
There’s no construction work!
Callon:
Anyway, I just wanted to stop by to talk to you the release of Promises on May
25th… I have successfully convinced Lisa to change it back to May 30th,
so you all should just go on about your business and come back then.
Anyway, I just wanted to stop by to talk to you the release of Promises on May
25th… I have successfully convinced Lisa to change it back to May 30th,
so you all should just go on about your business and come back then.
Cheyenne:
*pounds on door harder* You just didn’t go there did you, Callon? I’m so
calling Lisa…
*pounds on door harder* You just didn’t go there did you, Callon? I’m so
calling Lisa…
Callon:
As I was saying, Lisa and I have had a lengthy conversation about the release
date and she succumbed to my wise words and has changed it back….
As I was saying, Lisa and I have had a lengthy conversation about the release
date and she succumbed to my wise words and has changed it back….
*door
breaks down and Callon’s eyes grow wide*
breaks down and Callon’s eyes grow wide*
Callon:
It’s you!
It’s you!
Lisa:
Yes it’s me, who else did you expect when you’re telling my readers the date
had been changed? I think you need to retract your words.
Yes it’s me, who else did you expect when you’re telling my readers the date
had been changed? I think you need to retract your words.
Callon:
*arms cross over his chest* I need to retract my words? Excuse me little
miss author who changes her mind on a whim, but I’m the only one here looking
at the bigger picture!
*arms cross over his chest* I need to retract my words? Excuse me little
miss author who changes her mind on a whim, but I’m the only one here looking
at the bigger picture!
Lisa:
*lifts a brow* Sorry?
*lifts a brow* Sorry?
Callon:
You heard me.
You heard me.
Cheyenne:
*peeks around from behind Lisa’s back and smirks* Oh, Callon, I don’t think
you want to use that tone of voice with her… I’ve seen her when she’s angry and
well…you don’t want to go there.
*peeks around from behind Lisa’s back and smirks* Oh, Callon, I don’t think
you want to use that tone of voice with her… I’ve seen her when she’s angry and
well…you don’t want to go there.
Callon:
Psft! I’ve had to deal with you, Cheyenne, what makes you think I can’t handle little
miss whatabe author here?
Psft! I’ve had to deal with you, Cheyenne, what makes you think I can’t handle little
miss whatabe author here?
Lisa:
Are you sure you really want to go there Callon?
Are you sure you really want to go there Callon?
Callon:
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Lisa:
*opens master copy of Promises* Promises, Chapter 1 – Callon opts to change his
hair color to hot pink with a Mohawk, along with a nose ring and leather pants.
*opens master copy of Promises* Promises, Chapter 1 – Callon opts to change his
hair color to hot pink with a Mohawk, along with a nose ring and leather pants.
Callon:
*looks down* What?? You change me back now!!
*looks down* What?? You change me back now!!
Lisa:
*continues writing* Promises, Chapter 2 – Callon’s voice goes through a change
that sounds as if he swallowed helium.
*continues writing* Promises, Chapter 2 – Callon’s voice goes through a change
that sounds as if he swallowed helium.
Cheyenne:
Bahahahahah!!! *tears stream down her cheeks as she drops to the floor*
Bahahahahah!!! *tears stream down her cheeks as she drops to the floor*
Callon:
STOP!
STOP!
Lisa:
Promises, Chapter 3 – Callon decides to go shirtless and reveals a large pink
daisy tattoo on his back that reads “I love mom”.
Promises, Chapter 3 – Callon decides to go shirtless and reveals a large pink
daisy tattoo on his back that reads “I love mom”.
Callon:
Enough!! You can change it back to May 25th…
Enough!! You can change it back to May 25th…
Lisa:
I thought so.
I thought so.
Cheyenne:
*jumps on Callon’s back* See, that’ll teach you!
*jumps on Callon’s back* See, that’ll teach you!
Colt:
*enters room and stops in his tracks* What’s going on?
*enters room and stops in his tracks* What’s going on?
Cheyenne:
Wait, I can explain….
Wait, I can explain….
Daniel:
So remember the release date for Promises is the 25th of May.
So remember the release date for Promises is the 25th of May.
*Special
note: No Callon’s were actually harmed in the writing of this event*
note: No Callon’s were actually harmed in the writing of this event*
Lol..I thought for sure He was must be obeyed was going to win..
Ha! He met his match with she who wins with fire!
And there was me thinking you would frost him over 😉
LOL! Believe me I thought about it!